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You ready?

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coming over not my guest it's not your
guest it's your stepbrother's guest

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nope come on am i the one that has to do
everything around here oh god

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you guys are so oh now

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you're going to start doing stuff

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You think this happens to me every
single day?

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It does.

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But these guys will cling to any kind of
excuse that they don't have to do

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anything and make me do all the work.
Well, today is not about me.

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It's about my baby's first girlfriend.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, look at him. He's so in love.

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Oh no, I wonder if she can accept our
family as it is.

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This is Lana.

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Hi. That's my stepdad Jack. Hi Jack.
This is my step sister Olivia.

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Hi Olivia. And this is my stepmom Cory.
Hi Lana.

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So nice to meet you.

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I hope you don't mind playing Monopoly.

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No, not at all. I love it. Good. I guess
I think it's a great icebreaker when we

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meet somebody new.

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Okay. So much fun. I'm so excited. You
guys ready? Let's go play.

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Oh,

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okay.

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Nine.

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Do I get to buy a property?

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If you would like.

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I do.

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There you go.

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Thank you.

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Okay, who's next?

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Good job.

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I think I'm next, right?

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You're next. Awesome.

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Are you

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going to buy it? You would like to buy

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it? Yeah, I think I will.

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Okay.

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Baltic Avenue.

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So lovely.

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Thank you.

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Okay, am I good?

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Sure is.

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Okay.

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Ooh, a hat. Good job, daughter.

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Okay.

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I think that means I'm right here.

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You're just visiting, or do you land in
jail?

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She's just visiting, but I think she
gets to roll again because she got

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Oh! Oh my gosh.

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Wow, you are amazing, Stepdaddy.

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So, she's got a chance to get a
property.

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Oh my gosh, this is so fun.

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I love playing board games with my step
-parents. You guys are awesome.

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I want to buy it. Yeah? Okay, 180.

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To the lovely thing.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Do they just kiss?

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Yeah, of course.

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Is it just like part of the tradition?

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No, it's completely normal. Yeah.

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Okay. Well, yeah, I want to do it too
when it's your turn. Yeah. Okay.

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All right, Seth, it's your turn.

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All right.

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Good roll.

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Oh, awesome.

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This game is great. It really does bring
us all closer together, doesn't it? It

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does, doesn't it? But it wasn't all my
idea.

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Oh, my baby girl thought of it too.

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Oh, I just feel like this is the least
boring game of all time. I definitely...

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I want to buy. Okay.

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Here you go.

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Okay, use your property.

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Oh, isn't that so sweet?

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Oh.

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I don't understand.

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You guys all have more money than me.

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You must have given me less money.

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No, that can't be true. I tell everyone
to save money.

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Let me see. Can you even count?

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Let's just count it out.

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Here we go, this.

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Three of those.

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Two of these. See, you have everything.
You were just, you had it all on your

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thumb.

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Exactly. Look at all that. Let me double
check. I'd like to organize it a little

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bit better.

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That's perfect.

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You know what?

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It's all there, isn't it?

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I don't know why I was freaking out for
so long.

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I would never do that to my son.

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I don't know why I would ever do that to
him.

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I'm just so competitive.

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I just need to look a little bit better.

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One more check.

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Everybody have their money?

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Yeah, no, I think I'm not missing any.

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I definitely have mine.

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Are you feeling okay, Lana? You're
looking a little pale.

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Oh, um, yeah, I'm just, I think I'm a
little tired.

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The camera's really intense.

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Well, why don't you take a nap in
Olivia's room and be fine.

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Um, does she have to stay in my room?

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Why not? You have plenty of room. Yeah,
I better go.

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I'm just like kind of a particular
sleeper.

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But it's fine. You can stay in my bed.

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Thanks. No problem.

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Go back.

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I cannot sleep at all with her laying...
Like, look at her. She's taking up the

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whole bed.

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Listen, I can't sleep, Ian, but I... One
day, you're going to want to bring

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someone home, too, and you're going to
expect that your brother would be

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with you. I just... I don't think we can
handle another member of the family.

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I think I know what will help me sleep.

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What?

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I think I need something stronger.

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Because she just keeps fooling around.

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You're not scared about her waking up?

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No, I mean, she needs to get used to it.

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The sooner she finds out how this family
really works, the better.

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Sleep still.

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Oh my God.

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What are you doing up?

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I couldn't fall asleep.

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It's okay, honey.

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Boys his age have to release their
sexual intention every single day.

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It's science.

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Do you want mommy to make you feel
better?

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Yeah, but I'm just so bummed that Lana
didn't get to know the family more.

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Oh, it's okay, honey.

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Besides, we're not a typical family and
it might take some extra time for her to

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get to know us.

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But I'm always here for you.

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Attention.

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hard at my hand and my mouth.

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Help me, Lord.

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I'm sure that'll help you feel better.

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Excuse me.

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to fix everything.

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What happened?

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She just got up and walked out. I think
she's a sleepwalker.

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She just passed out on the floor again
but she's not sleeping in my bed.

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think anyone's gotten any sleep tonight.
Why don't we just help each other relax

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and I really don't see Lana getting up
anytime soon.

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We should be fine.

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Don't worry about her, baby.

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She'll come around.

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Olivia loves it when you pinch her on
her balls.

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Yeah, it's just a dream.

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It's just a dream.

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No, I'm not.

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You guys are just fucking perverts.

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No, you're dreaming. No, Lana.

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No, Lana, don't go.

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Oh,

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it's okay, honey. I'm so sorry about
this.

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Like I said, we're not the typical
family.

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There'll be plenty of other fish and
cheese. It just wasn't right for us.

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Let Mommy make you feel better.

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Okay.

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Oh my god.

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Lie down.

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You want to squat?

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Okay, that's a great idea.

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Son of a love music, you know? Come
here, Daddy.

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Bend over.

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Bend over, yeah.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, and then I want you to shove that
dick in my mouth.

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Bend over for me.

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Oh, fuck you.

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Corte family.